Big Brother Marcus: Bang or whimper?

So we trundle towards the final episide of "Ultimate" Big Brother. Who will win? I couldn't care less.Read

Big Brother Marcus: Ding Dong the witch is gone!

Ding Dong the witch is gone! And when I say witch, I really mean insufferable mingebag! Yes, Caoimhe walked from Big Brother.Read

Big Brother Marcus: My money is on Mario to get the boot!

My money is on Mario to go this week. A lot of folk like him, but I think he's a creep. He's always pawing at people and just generally being an a***lick. I won't miss him if he goes.Read

Big Brother Marcus: BB-five-a-side team gets obliterated!

I've been having a great week! I met up with a load of Big Brother Ex- Housemates at the Hop Farm Festival in Kent, and had a great time playing for the Big Brother five-a-side team.Read

Big Brother Marcus: Shabby's tantrums take the royal pee

Well, well, well. England go crashing out of the World Cup. So what's new? Not much.Read

Big Brother Marcus: French flops and Govan

Lots of World cup action going on this week! Let me start with a message to the French football team - Hahahahahahahaha!!!Read

Big Brother Marcus: I've got a new most disliked Housemate!

I've got a new most disliked Housemate this week by the way! Govan. Lord have mercy, what a little worm!Read

Big Brother Marcus: I'd fill David's cake-hole with dirty socks!

The unofficial star of Big Brother 10, Marcus Akin, unleashes his views of this year's housemates in his weekly column.Read